Rhyming things

Hello, my name is Madeline, and my entire face wrinkles when I laugh.

(Source: izl, via mattsleazy)

people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick

(Source: sinkling, via my-life-as-valerie)

(Source: 4dele, via my-life-as-valerie)

(Source: slanting, via my-life-as-valerie)

(Source: extrarouge, via whatsername09)

(Source: fuwr, via uuhm)

kurtsbutt:

i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants 

(via whatsername09)

primroseonfire:

GOD DAMMIT COLE

primroseonfire:

GOD DAMMIT COLE

(via quillthequilava)

pondermoofin:

Always Reblog. I love this man. What a loon.

(Source: mycroft-queenofcake, via scavengerhuntsman)

Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
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